You Don't Mess with the Zohan
“Lather. Rinse. Save the world.”
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About
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Cast
Adam Sandler
as Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui
as Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro
as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nick Swardson
as Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan
as Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider
as Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin Nealon
as Kevin
Mariah Carey
as Mariah Carey
Yamit Sol
as Dorit
Adria Tennor
as Kids' Salon Owner
Daoud Heidami
as Nasi
Dave Matthews
as James T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte Rae
as Mrs. Greenhouse
Michael Buffer
as Grant Walbridge
Ido Mosseri
as Oori Shulimson
Sayed Badreya
as Hamdi
Robert Smigel
as Yosi
Ido Mor
as Hassan
Donna Feldman
as Michal
Norma Michaels
as Older Lady in Salon
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Stream You Don't Mess with the Zohan online free in HD on Bowood.TV. A talked-about comedy and action movie originally produced in English and released in 2008, it's earned a solid 5.7/10 from 4,065 viewers worldwide.
About You Don't Mess with the Zohan
“Lather. Rinse. Save the world.”
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true. Running 113 minutes.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Cast and Characters
The cast features Adam Sandler (as Zohan Dvir), Emmanuelle Chriqui (as Dalia Hakbarah), John Turturro (as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah), Nick Swardson (as Michael Klayman), and Lainie Kazan (as Gail Klayman). Their performances are a major reason You Don't Mess with the Zohan has built such a passionate audience.
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▶ Watch You Don't Mess with the Zohan NowWhy People Are Watching You Don't Mess with the Zohan
You Don't Mess with the Zohan flies under the radar but it deserves your attention. What makes it work is sharp comedic timing that lands consistently and action sequences that don't feel cheap. If you enjoy English storytelling that doesn't follow the same tired beats, this is the kind of film you'll end up recommending to friends.
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How long is You Don't Mess with the Zohan?
You Don't Mess with the Zohan runs for 113 minutes (about 1.9 hours).
Is You Don't Mess with the Zohan good? What's the rating?
You Don't Mess with the Zohan holds a 5.7/10 rating based on 4,065 reviews — a niche pick worth checking out.
Who is in the cast of You Don't Mess with the Zohan?
The main cast includes Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, John Turturro, and Nick Swardson, plus a strong supporting ensemble.
Is You Don't Mess with the Zohan available in English?
Yes — You Don't Mess with the Zohan was originally produced in English and that's the version you'll stream here on Bowood.TV.
When was You Don't Mess with the Zohan released?
You Don't Mess with the Zohan was released in 2008.
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What is You Don't Mess with the Zohan about?
You Don't Mess with the Zohan is a Comedy/Action English-language film. An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
When was You Don't Mess with the Zohan released?
You Don't Mess with the Zohan was released on June 5, 2008. It has a runtime of 1h 53m. The film was produced by Relativity Media.
Who stars in You Don't Mess with the Zohan?
You Don't Mess with the Zohan stars Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, John Turturro and Nick Swardson. The full cast list is available in the Cast section above.
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