Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
“The Army Will Never Be The Same”
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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Cast
Jessica Simpson
as Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
as Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
as Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
as Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
as Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
as Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
as Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
as Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
as Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
as Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
as Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
as Camille
Katie Chonacas
as Amber
Andy Milonakis
as Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley
as Dolores
Katherine Owens
as Stylist
Kurt Fuller
as Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer
as Junior Agent (uncredited)
Desiree Page
as Private Hammaori Sister
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About Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
“The Army Will Never Be The Same”
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life. Running 100 minutes.
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous Cast and Characters
The cast features Jessica Simpson (as Private Megan Valentine), Vivica A. Fox (as Sergeant Louisa Morely), Steve Guttenberg (as Sidney Green), Aimee Garcia (as Private Vicky Castillo), and Olesya Rulin (as Private Petrovich). Their performances are a major reason Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous has built such a passionate audience.
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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous flies under the radar but it deserves your attention. What makes it work is sharp comedic timing that lands consistently. If you enjoy English storytelling that doesn't follow the same tired beats, this is the kind of film you'll end up recommending to friends.
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How long is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous runs for 100 minutes (about 1.7 hours).
Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous good? What's the rating?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous holds a 6.3/10 rating based on 293 reviews — a solid pick if the genre interests you.
Who is in the cast of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
The main cast includes Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, and Aimee Garcia, plus a strong supporting ensemble.
Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous available in English?
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When was Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous released?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was released in 2008.
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What is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous about?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a Comedy English-language film. When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
When was Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous released?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was released on November 7, 2008. It has a runtime of 1h 40m. The film was produced by Papa Joe Films.
Who stars in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous stars Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg and Aimee Garcia. The full cast list is available in the Cast section above.
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