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Pretty Dead Things

Death Never Looked This Good

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2006-10-26
1h 30m
English
Released
Scorpio Film Releasing

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Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

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About Pretty Dead Things

Death Never Looked This Good

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace. Running 90 minutes.

Pretty Dead Things Cast and Characters

The cast features Patrick Pitu (as Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy), William DeCoff (as John Welles), Danielle Lozeau (as Jennifer Bond), Ashley Eaton (as Shelby St. Exxmin), and Ross Kelly (as Rex Van Horn). Their performances are a major reason Pretty Dead Things has built such a passionate audience.

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Pretty Dead Things flies under the radar but it deserves your attention. What makes it work is sharp comedic timing that lands consistently. If you enjoy English storytelling that doesn't follow the same tired beats, this is the kind of film you'll end up recommending to friends.

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Pretty Dead Things runs for 90 minutes (about 1.5 hours).

Is Pretty Dead Things good? What's the rating?

Pretty Dead Things holds a 3.5/10 rating based on 2 reviews — a niche pick worth checking out.

Who is in the cast of Pretty Dead Things?

The main cast includes Patrick Pitu, William DeCoff, Danielle Lozeau, and Ashley Eaton, plus a strong supporting ensemble.

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When was Pretty Dead Things released?

Pretty Dead Things was released in 2006.

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What is Pretty Dead Things about?

Pretty Dead Things is a Horror/Comedy English-language film. Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

When was Pretty Dead Things released?

Pretty Dead Things was released on October 26, 2006. It has a runtime of 1h 30m. The film was produced by Scorpio Film Releasing.

Who stars in Pretty Dead Things?

Pretty Dead Things stars Patrick Pitu, William DeCoff, Danielle Lozeau and Ashley Eaton. The full cast list is available in the Cast section above.

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