Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
“Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!”
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Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
Cast
Pat Casey
as Herman Schumacher
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
as Damon
Maria A. Morales
as Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood
as Blaine
Jack Shreck
as Hugo
Sean Hall
as Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse
Josh Miller
as Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel
Dan Buechler
as Zach
Drew Ailes
as Herman's Boss
Erik Olson
as Weird Digger
Matt Sell
as Bart
Nathan Morales
as Landscaping Dude
Colin Hall
as Mark
Brian J. Casey
as Gary the Goon
Crystal Sholts
as Susan
Phil Gleason
as Jogger
Mark Cartier
as Bernard
Jeremy Coy
as Buff Dude
Nick Stukas
as Thaddeus
Benjamin Kaplan
as Herman's Dad (voice)
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About Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
“Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!”
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Running 93 minutes.
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! Cast and Characters
The cast features Pat Casey (as Herman Schumacher), Andy 'Hippa' Kriss (as Damon), Maria A. Morales (as Carrie Mirvis), N. David Prestwood (as Blaine), and Jack Shreck (as Hugo). Their performances are a major reason Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! has built such a passionate audience.
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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! flies under the radar but it deserves your attention. What makes it work is sharp comedic timing that lands consistently. If you enjoy English storytelling that doesn't follow the same tired beats, this is the kind of film you'll end up recommending to friends.
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How long is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! runs for 93 minutes (about 1.6 hours).
Is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! good? What's the rating?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! holds a 5.5/10 rating based on 8 reviews — a niche pick worth checking out.
Who is in the cast of Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
The main cast includes Pat Casey, Andy 'Hippa' Kriss, Maria A. Morales, and N. David Prestwood, plus a strong supporting ensemble.
Is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! available in English?
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When was Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! released?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! was released in 2003.
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What is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! about?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! is a Comedy/Horror English-language film. Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
When was Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! released?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! was released on September 2, 2003. It has a runtime of 1h 33m. The film was produced by Amazing Schlock Film Factory.
Who stars in Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! stars Pat Casey, Andy 'Hippa' Kriss, Maria A. Morales and N. David Prestwood. The full cast list is available in the Cast section above.
Is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! available in HD?
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