The Baby Juice Express
“One false move and the sperm gets it!”
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A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Cast
Nick Moran
as Des
Nick Brimble
as Krakowski
Lisa Faulkner
as Lauren
Phil Davis
as Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack
as Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Joe Bugner
as Palooka
Julian Clary
as Jason
Angela Douglas
as Celestia
David Cardy
as Goldberg
Ruth Jones
as Gladys
Dave Courtney
as Baxter
Gary Tiplady
as Burke
Callum Dixon
as Hare
Hugh Fraser
as Arthur Burnett CBE
Howard Lew Lewis
as Kent
Paterson Joseph
as Sean Boetang
Stephen Marcus
as Lenny Von Something
Ray Parlour
as Vince
Cleo Rocos
as Sharon
Steve Speirs
as Mystery Man
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Stream The Baby Juice Express online free in HD on Bowood.TV. A highly acclaimed crime and comedy movie originally produced in English and released in 2004, it's earned a solid 8.0/10 from 1 viewers worldwide.
About The Baby Juice Express
“One false move and the sperm gets it!”
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!). Running 85 minutes.
The Baby Juice Express Cast and Characters
The cast features Nick Moran (as Des), Nick Brimble (as Krakowski), Lisa Faulkner (as Lauren), Phil Davis (as Frank O'Reilly), and Samantha Womack (as Trixie (as Samantha Janus)). Their performances are a major reason The Baby Juice Express has built such a passionate audience.
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There's a reason The Baby Juice Express keeps showing up on "must-watch" lists. What makes it work is sharp comedic timing that lands consistently and tight pacing that earns its twists. If you enjoy English storytelling that doesn't follow the same tired beats, this is the kind of film you'll end up recommending to friends.
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How long is The Baby Juice Express?
The Baby Juice Express runs for 85 minutes (about 1.4 hour).
Is The Baby Juice Express good? What's the rating?
The Baby Juice Express holds a 8.0/10 rating based on 1 reviews — genuinely excellent.
Who is in the cast of The Baby Juice Express?
The main cast includes Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner, and Phil Davis, plus a strong supporting ensemble.
Is The Baby Juice Express available in English?
Yes — The Baby Juice Express was originally produced in English and that's the version you'll stream here on Bowood.TV.
When was The Baby Juice Express released?
The Baby Juice Express was released in 2004.
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What is The Baby Juice Express about?
The Baby Juice Express is a Crime/Comedy English-language film. A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
When was The Baby Juice Express released?
The Baby Juice Express was released on April 19, 2004. It has a runtime of 1h 25m.
Who stars in The Baby Juice Express?
The Baby Juice Express stars Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner and Phil Davis. The full cast list is available in the Cast section above.
Is The Baby Juice Express available in HD?
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