John Thomson

John Thomson

Known for Acting · 155 credits

Born
1969-04-02 (age 57)
Place of birth
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Also known as
John Patrick-Thomson · John Thompson · John Patrick Thomson

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.

Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known For

TV Shows (94)

Midsomer Murders
TV

Midsomer Murders

1997

as Cooper Steinem

Death in Paradise
TV

Death in Paradise

2011

as DCI Chris Ricketts

Top of the Pops
TV

Top of the Pops

1964

as Self - Host

Silent Witness
TV

Silent Witness

1996

as DI Warren Bull

Father Brown
TV

Father Brown

2013

as John Banks

Skins
TV

Skins

2007

as Sam Brooks

Ready, Steady, Cook
TV

Ready, Steady, Cook

1994

as Self - Guest

Waterloo Road
TV

Waterloo Road

2006

as Nelson Smith

8 Out of 10 Cats
TV

8 Out of 10 Cats

2005

as Self

Never Mind the Buzzcocks
TV

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

1996

as Self - Panellist

Celebrity Juice
TV

Celebrity Juice

2008

as Self

The Jonathan Ross Show
TV

The Jonathan Ross Show

2011

as Self

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
TV

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

2011

as Self - Participant

Brassic
TV

Brassic

2019

as Colin Popov

Soldier Soldier
TV

Soldier Soldier

1991

as Sgt Dunn

Pie in the Sky
TV

Pie in the Sky

1994

as Andrew Vernon

The Gentlemen
TV

The Gentlemen

2024

as Frank

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
TV

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

2002

as Self

Richard Osman's House of Games
TV

Richard Osman's House of Games

2017

as Self - Contestant

Sister Boniface Mysteries
TV

Sister Boniface Mysteries

2022

as Leonard Monk

The Weakest Link
TV

The Weakest Link

2021

as Self

Cold Feet
TV

Cold Feet

1998

as Pete Gifford

Murder in Mind
TV

Murder in Mind

2001

as Alan Squires

Murder Most Horrid
TV

Murder Most Horrid

1991

as Daniel Hoffmeyer

Shooting Stars
TV

Shooting Stars

1993

as Self

McDonald & Dodds
TV

McDonald & Dodds

2020

as Jimmy Daly

Celebrity Mastermind
TV

Celebrity Mastermind

2003

as Self - Contestant

Kingdom
TV

Kingdom

2007

as Nigel Pearson

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
TV

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

2014

as Self

Plebs
TV

Plebs

2013

as Mr. Adolphus

Celebrity Catchphrase
TV

Celebrity Catchphrase

2018

as Self

Art Detectives
TV

Art Detectives

2025

as William Titchfield

Men Behaving Badly
TV

Men Behaving Badly

1992

as Ken

Through the Keyhole
TV

Through the Keyhole

2013

as Self / Self - Panelist

Catchphrase
TV

Catchphrase

2013

The Terry and Gaby Show
TV

The Terry and Gaby Show

2003

Captivated
TV

Captivated

2024

as Geoff

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
TV

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

2000

Harry
TV

Harry

1993

as Royo

BBC Comedy Feeds
TV

BBC Comedy Feeds

2012

as Steve

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
TV

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2003

The Fast Show
TV

The Fast Show

1994

as Various Characters

Sooty
TV

Sooty

2011

as The Boss

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
TV

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994

as Petty Officer Alan Partridge / Joe Beasley

Angela and Friends
TV

Angela and Friends

2009

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
TV

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

2001

as Sir Donald Tyburn

Roger Roger
TV

Roger Roger

1998

as Barry

This Time with Alan Partridge
TV

This Time with Alan Partridge

2019

as Joe Beasley

It's Only TV But I Like It
TV

It's Only TV But I Like It

1999

as Self

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
TV

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

2016

as Self - Narrator

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
TV

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

2016

as Self

New Street Law
TV

New Street Law

2006

as Charlie Darling

Blackpool
TV

Blackpool

2004

The Job Lot
TV

The Job Lot

2013

as Kevin

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
TV

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

2013

as Self - Contestant

Strange Hill High
TV

Strange Hill High

2013

as Various (voice)

Paul Merton: The Series
TV

Paul Merton: The Series

1991

The Chase: Celebrity Special
TV

The Chase: Celebrity Special

2011

as Self

The Day Today
TV

The Day Today

1994

as Treasurer

All Star Mr & Mrs
TV

All Star Mr & Mrs

2008

Movies (61)

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Movie

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005

as Mr. Windfall (voice)

Grimsby
Movie

Grimsby

2016

as Bob Tolliver

Inkheart
Movie

Inkheart

2008

as Darius

Fackham Hall
Movie

Fackham Hall

2025

as Bill

The Man Who Knew Too Little
Movie

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997

as Dimitri

Nightborn
Movie

Nightborn

2026

as Jon's Father

24 Hour Party People
Movie

24 Hour Party People

2002

as Charles

Fat Slags
Movie

Fat Slags

2004

as Foreman

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Movie

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

2023

as Self

Born Romantic
Movie

Born Romantic

2000

as First Cab Driver

Last Train to Christmas
Movie

Last Train to Christmas

2021

as Vic

Station Jim
Movie

Station Jim

2001

as Harold

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Movie

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

2009

as Bill (Flowerpot Man)

The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Movie

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

1995

as Nathan

Dying Laughing
Movie

Dying Laughing

2017

as Self

7 Up & Me
Movie

7 Up & Me

2019

as Self

Billionaire Boy
Movie

Billionaire Boy

2016

as Len

The Road to Coronation Street
Movie

The Road to Coronation Street

2010

as Harry Kershaw

Up 'n' Under
Movie

Up 'n' Under

1998

as Stan

Ted & Ralph
Movie

Ted & Ralph

1998

as Vicar

Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Movie

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

2021

as Self

Paul Calf's Video Diary
Movie

Paul Calf's Video Diary

1993

as Fat Bob

Dog Eat Dog
Movie

Dog Eat Dog

2001

as Football Coach

Roger Roger
Movie

Roger Roger

1996

as Barry

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Movie

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

2022

as Self

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Movie

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

2020

as Self/Various Characters

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Movie

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

2022

as Plank

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Movie

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

2010

as Self

You Are Here
Movie

You Are Here

1998

as Peter Keggy

Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Movie

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

2003

as Interviewee – Actor

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Movie

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

1999

as Self

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Movie

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

2022

as Self

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Movie

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

1994

as Fat Bob

Northern Soul
Movie

Northern Soul

2014

as Terry

The Flint Street Nativity
Movie

The Flint Street Nativity

1999

as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

Fungus The Bogeyman
Movie

Fungus The Bogeyman

2015

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Movie

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

2012

as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Movie

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

2016

as Kevin Ruddock

Dangerous Lady
Movie

Dangerous Lady

1995

Dementamania
Movie

Dementamania

2013

Help Point
Movie

Help Point

2013

as Stephen

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Movie

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

2020

as Self

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Movie

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

1994

as Simon Joke

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
Movie

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

1997

as Mr. Loughborough

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Movie

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

2019

as Himself

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Movie

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

2012

as Himself

The People Before
Movie

The People Before

2025

as Knotweed Man

The Fast Show Live
Movie

The Fast Show Live

1998

Pulp
Movie

Pulp

2013

as Dave Burns

Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Movie

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

2016

as Self - Presenter

The Power of Darts
Movie

The Power of Darts

2013

as Narrator (voice)

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Movie

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

1994

as Bernard Right On/Various

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
Movie

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

2020

as Self

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Movie

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

2019

as Narrator

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
Movie

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

2023

as Self

The Weekenders
Movie

The Weekenders

1992

as Policeman 1

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
Movie

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

1996

The Dealer
Movie

The Dealer

2006

as Bat

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Movie

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

2007

as Self - Narrator (voice)

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Movie

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

2021

as Narrator

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
Movie

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

2017

About John Thomson

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia. With 155 credits spanning from 1964 to 2026, John Thomson has appeared in 61 films and 94 TV shows.

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