About this season
George raises daughter Carmen and dyslexic son Max with his wife Angie, after surviving a miserable, dysfunctional childhood at the hands of his neglectful alcoholic mother Benny.
Episodes (18)
1. George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
Aired 24 January 2007 • 22 min
Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begin looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a much younger woman, in the season premiere broadcast.
2. George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
Aired 31 January 2007 • 22 min
Angie maintains her story that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiancée to the family.
3. George Nieces a New Media Room
Aired 7 February 2007 • 20 min
The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.
4. George Testi-Lies for Benny
Aired 14 February 2007 • 22 min
Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
5. Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
Aired 21 February 2007 • 22 min
George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married to each other.
6. George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah
Aired 28 February 2007 • 21 min
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.
7. George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'
Aired 7 March 2007 • 22 min
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
8. George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes
Aired 14 March 2007 • 22 min
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
9. George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante
Aired 21 March 2007 • 22 min
A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.
10. George is Maid to be Ruth-Less
Aired 4 April 2007 • 22 min
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
11. George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
Aired 4 April 2007 • 20 min
When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
12. George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
Aired 11 April 2007 • 22 min
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally
13. George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
Aired 11 April 2007 • 22 min
George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
14. George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation
Aired 24 April 2007 • 22 min
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.
15. George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
Aired 24 April 2007 • 20 min
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
16. George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test
Aired 1 May 2007 • 21 min
Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.
17. George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line
Aired 8 May 2007 • 20 min
Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.
18. George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia
Aired 8 May 2007 • 22 min
A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.