Comedy Central Presents — Season 9

Aired 25 September 2004

Good ol' boy Steve McGrew explains why God hates mobile homes and how wives should wear lingerie in this half-hour stand-up special.

Aired 8 October 2004

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Lizz Winstead.

Aired 14 January 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Jimmy Carr.

Aired 18 February 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Godfrey.

Aired 25 February 2005

Self-proclaimed ""Juicy Girl"" Tess explains why she should run for office but would never file for sexual harassment in this half-hour stand-up special.

Aired 4 March 2005

West Virginia native Reno Collier breaks down the does and dont's of dating cousins and how not to have a baby in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

Aired 11 March 2005

Christian Finnegan gets philosophical about Monopoly and gives us his rendition of the "birds and the bees" talk in this half-hour stand-up special.

Aired 25 March 2005

Jeff Cesario discusses his sperm, then makes the grossest big booty analogy you've ever heard in this half-hour of stand-up special

Aired 1 April 2005

Drew Fraser reveals how not to break-up with a girl and why you shouldn't wear work accessories in bed in this all-new half-hour stand-up special. From skates to kidnapping, Drew Fraser reveals the dangerous truth about being a kid in the suburbs.

Aired 8 April 2005

Russ Meneve explains why it's hard to be a kid today and the many things to fear in life in this all-new half-hour stand-up special. Russ Meneve talks dirty to food and worries about the pizza getting cold in porn movies.

Aired 15 April 2005

New York guy Dan Naturman discusses the finer points of flying, dating, and what to do when you hate your job in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

Aired 29 April 2005

Southern Belle Lynne Koplitz reveals why you should date younger men and how not to diet in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

Aired 6 May 2005

History junkie Tom Shillue uncovers the hidden sexuality in our nation's Constitution in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

Aired 13 May 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Todd Lynn.

Aired 20 May 2005

Impressionist Aries Spears imagines a world where Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy must resort to cannibalism in this all-new stand-up special.

Aired 27 May 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Vic Henley. Vic Henley has the ultimate proof that Elvis is dead.

Aired 3 June 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Keith Robinson.

Aired 10 June 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Rocky LaPorte. Rocky LaPorte knows what it means when a guy says he'll put his foot in your ass.

Aired 17 June 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Craig Shoemaker. Craig Shoemaker says you haven't lived till you've seen granny hoeing weed in the backyard.

Aired 24 June 2005

Harland Williams reveals all of his off-the-wall thoughts and experiences in this all-new half-hour stand-up special.

Aired 1 July 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Al Madrigal.

Aired 8 July 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Alonzo Bodden.

Aired 15 July 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Henry Phillips.

Aired 22 July 2005

Comedy Central Presents an all-new half-hour of stand-up from comedian Corey Holcomb.